The makers of Fleshlight came out with a hilarious masturbation sleeve called the Succu Dry. At first I thought it was just a gag gift, but according to the reviews it lives up to its name!

Not just another gimmicky toy – this sucker lives up to its name. Very cool packaging and awesome vampire fangs with super suction and great interior features wait for you behind this sweet little mouth. If you like your masturbators tight, textured and intense then this vamp is for you.

Sexy Vampire Masuimi Max with the Succu Dry.

For the ladies, there’s always the Tantus Vamp.

Have you ever wanted to fuck a vampire? Well, I won’t lie, I have! It was in my high-school days of reading Anne Rice novels. Well, apparently, now you can! This is pure, prosthetic vampire cock!

Do Vampires Sparkle?:

Ahhh. The Vamp. Tantus‘ much talked about pale, sparkly dildo designed to ignite a fever in Twilight lovers everywhere. And it has!

Tantus says the Vamp is “For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.”

In reality, it’s all that and more. You definitely don’t need a thing for vampires to enjoy it as it is, at its core, a beautiful, slightly sparkly, slick, silicone dildo that features a perfect length, girth and base for just about any use you can imagine. Vaginally, anally, with a harness… the Vamp can do it all.

And if you do have vampire fantasies? Ever so much better as it’s pale, bloodless appearance is quite reminiscent of a vampire before it’s fed… and about to feed on you, perhaps?

Watch how it sparkles in this Youtube video!

And for those who can go out in the sun, I recommend this solar-powered bullet vibrator. How fucking cool is that? It can be charged by indoor lighting as well.

This solar-powered micro bullet is an amazing option for travel, since it requires no batteries or outlets to work. It’s incredibly easy to charge and maintains a steady vibration when on for an extended period. The medium to strong vibrations are concentrated in a very small area at the head of the bullet, so it’s not a good option if you need more diffused vibes.

This solar bullet contains an energy pack with a solar cell that charges from direct sunlight or any other light source (like a light bulb). It does not come with extensive instructions, but the package said that it needs 8 hours to get a full charge, which will give you 60 minutes of play.

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